sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan

Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.

Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*

Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into.

(via stability)

(Fuente: kushandwizdom)

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